We all hate to admit it, but there are few men among us who at one time or another wore a fedora. We know it hurts to say but the first step in forgiveness is admitting you did something wrong. 

There is something freeing about being your true self. Shedding the weight of other peoples opinions and just letting yourself be truly who you are on the inside. Which is why we have helped gather together the best starter pack on the web for all your neckbeard needs. So throw off the label society has given you and become who you were always meant to be, a neckbeard! 

On our quest to neckbeard transformation there are a few staple products everybody needs before we get too much further into it. And the first item on our list, is the Anime Pillow. 

This double-sided Anime Rias Gremory High School pillow might not be the body pillow many neckbeards desire, but it is a good place to start if you're just trying out the lifestyle. 

Specs Include: 

• Advanced printing technologies that ensure the image is top of the line, and up to our high quality of standards. 
• A zipper for closing and opening the pillow, also a place for you to stuff the pillow with whatever you want ie baked beans, lint or the hair of your current crush. 
• Soft fabric made from the skin of poor laborers. The fabric is made from real human skin, so it's like touching a real person. (Skin shades depend on supplies) 

Next we advise looking into a acquiring some sort of blade or sheathed weapon. This could be a long knife, or a sword (katana, or needle) really this is up to you as it's more about what you prefer. But we have linked a combo set of sword and and daggers, but you can choose what you think is best for you. 

The Fantasy Master is a great set for beginners and those easily scared by the sight of blood. This set would be good for cutting watermelons and cantaloupes as you train and progress your skills. We cannot recommend this item enough. 

Specs:

• 3-piece set with 28-inch ninja sword and two 6-inch throwing knives
• Stylish blue and black blades
• Cord-wrapped handles for a firm grip
• Blades are sharpe enough to cut both warm and cold pickles and the throwing knifes double as sufficient enough cheese knifes if there ever is a need. 
• Very cool blue color, will make people think you mean business
• Looks great hanging over a fire place and or in your dinning room, when not being used

After you spend time cuddling with pillow babe and while your archiving footage from your afternoon of chopping up apples in the yard, you'll need a mouse pad to help keep your wrists comfortable while talking shit with friends and strangers online. 

Which is why you need an Anime Mouse pad, fitted with real squishy mouse pad support boobs. I mean, look at those things, have you ever felt a boob on your wrist before? Well if you haven't getting one of these is just like the real thing. But don't get to distracted, you've got comments to post!

Specs:

• Soft Wrist Support Office Gaming Mouse Pad
• Cute, Soft, Comfortable, Provide Ergonomic Support
• Almost feels like a real boob
• Size:26cm * 21.5cm (10.2" * 8.4")
• Do not bring to the public library, for at home use only! 

When the day is over and mom is making you dinner, it's time for a little release wouldn't you say? Instead of grabbing that controller and playing another round of your favorite game, how about instead you pick up your Nayuta Kani Figure and wind down the way a real neckbeard would. 

The Nayuta Kani Figure might seem like a step too far or even a little bit taboo, but when it's all said and done, who is there to judge you? Not your wife, or mom or best friends, nope, just you and your conscious. It's like a "pocket p***y" but better and made to look like a tiny little asian princess, and you the prince. 

Specs:

• PVC Pre-painted Complete Figure
• Do not leave in reach of children
• All sales are final
• If you order this product we will be forwarding your information to your local police department

And lastly but not least, we want you to have another chance at brining back a classic look we are all embarrassed to have rocked at one point in time. The Fedora is a classic statement that says you respect women, ideas and spend your days trying to make the world a more harmonious place, while still maintaining your hard edges and identity. 

One man alone cannot bring the Fedora out of the exile society has cast it into, we need all men to rally together to fight for the rebirth of man true best friend. 

Specs:

• Quality cotton blend; durable firm finish
• Size: Circumference: 23", Height: 4.25", Front Brim(the longest brim): 1.7" ,The shortest brim: 1.16"
• Tear-drop shaped top w/ pinched crown for a sleek stylish look
• Increases sex power by 20+ points
• Warning: This product is a natural aphrodisiac 
• Instant re-spawn and double health, if worn for more than 24 hours straight

So there you have it, the best guide to being the best neckbeard you can be. If there are things you wish to have seen on this list, drop us a line and we can talk about/ make edits you think would improve this list. No go out there my friends and live your life the way you want!